I made a friend today

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 07/06/2016 at 00:32 • Filed to: Nature

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Banana slug.

S65 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/06/2016 at 00:37

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lone_liberal > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/06/2016 at 00:39

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Don't tell my wife. She would attack your friend with a carton of salt.

Slant6 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/06/2016 at 00:41

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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > lone_liberal 07/06/2016 at 00:41

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But this is a native species!

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/06/2016 at 00:43

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bananaslug

to the tune of:

lone_liberal > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/06/2016 at 00:48

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When it comes to slugs that woman takes no prisoners, though her foes are usually the non-native Leopard Slugs.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/06/2016 at 00:48

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My wife loves these little guys (or gals?).

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/06/2016 at 00:54

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Does your friend talk?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 07/06/2016 at 00:55

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Much like my human friends, he doesn’t talk to me.

RallyWrench > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/06/2016 at 01:05

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Wow, I haven’t seen that model of Celica before, what year is it?

Amoore100 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/06/2016 at 01:45

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We saw a black banana slug today on Vancouver Island. Really weird.

After Googling, turns out they’re not banana slugs and are invasive to the PNW. Who knew. Still cute though.

PanchoVilleneuve ST > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/06/2016 at 02:16

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Are you in Santa Cruz?

RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/06/2016 at 02:19

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Cé hé sin > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/06/2016 at 05:23

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Slugs are not he.

Neither are they she.

They’re both.

Cé hé sin > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 07/06/2016 at 05:24

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Both, at the same time.

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/06/2016 at 07:52

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Just for a moment I thought that was the thing Lorena Bobbitt threw on the side of the road..

ttyymmnn > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard 07/06/2016 at 08:20

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Damn, I miss that show.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/06/2016 at 08:47

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did it taste like a banana?

Funktheduck > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/06/2016 at 10:05

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Can it be friends with my flower snail?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Funktheduck 07/06/2016 at 10:25

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Maybe

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > OPPOsaurus WRX 07/06/2016 at 10:26

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NO but I prevented my dog from eating it

BayAreaMiataBoi > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/06/2016 at 18:45

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Did you follow the local native american tradition and roast it on a stick and eat it?
Yum! if you did!

BayAreaMiataBoi > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/06/2016 at 18:57

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And, of course, the Banana Slug song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hQQSB… -kdorwjFucnsPZ5If4C3v7&index=15